man. He had got the sharp-pointed beard, bulging eyes, dark and curly hair. He looked very tired. “Good morning…or day” the stranger said. “Hello” - I answered. ‘Am I in India? – asked the man. “M-m-m… Of course not” – I said hesitantly. “Excuse me. Can you tell me how to get to India?” – he asked me again. “With pleasure” – I answered and began to explain him: “Do you see that iceberg?” – and pointed to the block of ice not far away. “Go down here. Take the second turning on the right, walk three miles and then turn to the left”. “Thank you!” - said the stranger and disappeared in the thick mist. I haven’t counted even to ten as I saw a Red Cat. “Haven’t you seen Columbus? – he asked. “Columbus? Yes, I saw a man. He was here but he disappeared in the mist”. – I answered. “He lost his ship” – explained the Cat. And at that moment I saw that the Cat dragged a huge ship by a rope. I wanted to show him the way but the iceberg disappeared without a trace. In its place I saw a great complex “Penguin.” “Let’s ask Mr. Kiley” – and I pointed to the Polar Bear, one of the guards of “Penguin”. We came up to Mr. Kiley and he showed the Red Cat the way where Columbus has gone. I was amazed by the beauty of the “Penguin” and what is more I couldn’t take my eyes off the café “Moonlight night”. The owner of the cafe, the Walrus by the name of Luke, invited me inside. I was thirsty and ordered the cocktail “Argentina”. I drank a few sips… and woke up. The transmitter was buzzing desperately. The message was received and said that because of the deterioration of weather forecast we must return to the continent. After three hours the helicopter arrived and our expedition was completed. How extremely it is to lose sense of time.